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1. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

2. Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

3. The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.

4. Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

5. Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

6. I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.

7. I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

8. As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

9. My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

10. Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married.

11. I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Naoooooooooooooow.

12. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

13. I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

14. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

15. I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.

16. I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

...KAL HO NA HO...